Ramblings of a madman.This is where you can find samples of upcoming works, posts about the industry, guest posts from other authors, and pretty much anything else I see fit to share!
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Chapter One Jack Horn: Maintenance Man Extraordinaire, total badass, one kinky son of a bitch, and a mother-fucking unicorn.
Not like the hipster “I’m one of a kind and you’ll never find another person like me except that guy over there and maybe his girlfriend” kind of unicorn. No, I’m the kind of unicorn that will stuff his sparkly eighteen inch horn up your ass and fill you up with so much unicorn splooge you’ll be tasting nothing but tulips, rainbows, and fucking sunshine for the rest of your life. I also happen to be gay and maybe a little bit afraid of people. So I spend most of my time in the basement of the Hotel Paranormal locked far away from the rest of the world being an extraordinary kinky badass unicorn by myself where nobody can ever hurt me or make me feel less than I am or poke fun at the fucking horn I can’t get rid of even when I’m in my human form. Fucking assholes. I’m Jack Horn. I’m not such a badass and I’ve only ever been kinky with my hand. But I do kick ass at my job and I am a unicorn. People love me. Well, one person loves me. The hotel manager loves me. I think.
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